What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

What do porn stars do when they get old?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

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Moonraker

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

Why do I sweat so much at the gym?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is love?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?